10 Ways To Tell That You're Addicted To The Internet
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
2. You get a tattoo that reads "Body best viewed with Internet Explorer"
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled
the plug on a loved one.
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in
the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in school for an additional year or two, just for the free
Internet access.
7. You laugh at people with 28k modems.
8. You starting to forget where's the stamp should be in your snail mail.
9. The last movie you've seen was in real video.
10. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged on for two hours. You start to
twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
You try to whistle to communicate with the modem. You succeed.
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